Thursday, December 10, 2009

How do you get some jackass in the movie theater to shut up without the use of violence?

this guy in the movie theater thought that it was funny or impressive to talk during the movie, using obscenities, etc... Perhaps he had turets. Anyway, What is the best way to get him to be quiet without causing a scene? And, guys, if you do this and you think that its funny or that you look cool because you know a few 4 letter words, grow up.



How do you get some jackass in the movie theater to shut up without the use of violence?performing art center



Go get the ushers to handle it. It's their job, or else you can simply yell shut up until someone else gets the ushers, or goes and beats the crap out of the guy for you.



How do you get some jackass in the movie theater to shut up without the use of violence?theatre tickets opera theater



Take a piece of napkin and make a spit ball then shoot it at him through your drinking straw each time he acts up.



Get a cover for a laser pen that says SHUT UP JERK and shoot it on the screen each time he acts up.



Tell the usher and let him deal with it.
You could quietly, and accidentally, tip your coke down the front of his jeans in that specific area, then apologize, and comment that it looked like he'd better go and change.
Yell a little louder than he does and use more profanity.
I had the same thing happen while I was trying to see "Titanic". This person was sitting directly behind me. I simply turned around and told him to shut the @#ck up, or get the $%LL out. Of course, I am a fairly big guy, and have been told I can be intimidating. Whatever works.



BTW, I got the theater manager to give me ticket for another viewing. Evidently I was not the only one annoyed, since I got applause for telling him what to do with himself.
"Spill" your ice cold drink on him....;%26gt;
start praying silently that God will justly intervene. it's my experience that, depending on the movie, He will.



ex. Tommy Boy...God will intervene and allow maximum enjoyment.



Black Sheep...God wants nothing to do with anyone enjoying that movie.
throw your bucket of popcorn with boiling hot butter at his face. oh, you said no violence, uhm yell shut up? or call an usher?



i'd rather burn his face out of anger.
The flashlight team is the proper way to go. It is becoming more and more difficult to enjoy a movie with people talking and debating plot twists in a normal voice. Why do people think this is ok?
2 choices:



Report them to the usher



Ask the manager for a refund, you will get it.
i used to work at a movie theater, it was my first job.



any people that were causing a scene in a theater should be reported to a theater employee, and they will either ask the person to stay quiet, or they will be asked to leave.



and i've had to kick plently of people out of theaters..

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